Direktlänk till inlägg 31 augusti 2011
Jag har citerat han förut men det är ju så förbannat bra!
Besök hans/hans frus blogg:
http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com
"You're so special. I bet you've even got sparkles in your shit."
"Live long and... tutti-fruity."
"Nature can be so cruel. I mean, look at you. How could it fuck up that badly?"
"Oh crap. It's Wednesday afternoon, and I've already got Friday brain."
"The problem with your face… is that I can see it. Get lost!"
"Even my reflection is jealous of me."
"If you're able to stop being a complete fucking wanker, I wouldn't have to hate you so much."
"Such a pretty pony... The fucker bites! Take out it's teeth, and give him rubber ones instead."
"My moose don't moo. It's a mute moose. I am not amused."
"I am simply far too busy being passive aggressive to give a shit about you."
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