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Sleeptalkinman

Av Isabelle Karlsson - 5 maj 2012 13:27

"Don't take this the wrong way, but you're a fucking retard. Really."


"No puppy! Bad puppy! Make you into puppy slippers."


"I think you should sit down. Surely your ankles can't take the weight."


"Shhhhhhhhh. shhhhhhhhh. I'm telling you: your voice, my ears. A bad combination."


"COCK HUNTER!"


"I haven't put on weight. Your eyes are fat."


"I don't want to die! I love sex. And furry animals."


"Of course I know where your eyes are. I just like staring at your tits. Thank you!"


"Don't worry. I'll find it. That's what I do, find things. I find you annoying. See?"


"Me, fat? Think again, titty-fuck. I taught my muscles to be in a zen-like state of relaxation. Permanently."


"Come close. I want to make sure you don't miss one bit of this: Cock off, cunt face!"


"Why don't you stand in fuck-up corner. You can stay there 'til, I don't know, I-don't-give-a-shit-about-you 'o clock."


"Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself."


"I'm gonna have a great day.... Don't you fuck it up."


"Tiptoeing elephants? Come on guys, give it up. I can see you! You're huge!"


"Hands up who wants sweets! Hands up! Awwwwww. You've got no hands. Sucks to be you, sweets for me."


"Are you listening? Are you? You listening good? Keep listening... PISS OFF MOTHER FUCKER, YOU WEEK-OLD BAG OF WANK! Thank you for listening."


"I like to picture you as road kill. Reversing over your body again and again, putting you out of your fucking misery."


"Here I am! Perfection on two legs."


"There's only one thing that comes as close as being as fantastic as me, and that's my reflection. All hail the beautiful mirror. Wow."


"Would you do me the honour of fucking off to the other side of the world, and staying there for the rest of your miserable life? Thank you!"


"Whoever invented calories is gonna get their face fucked with ice cream cake."



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Av Isabelle Karlsson - 12 september 2014 12:44


Av Isabelle Karlsson - 4 september 2014 15:37


What i do when i have nothing to do heh

Av Isabelle Karlsson - 8 maj 2014 11:59


Fyllde i med lite färg. Den 26 fortsätter vi!

Av Isabelle Karlsson - 21 april 2014 16:24


Allting rör sig så fort. Behöver lite slowmotion för att hinna med. Jag fattar ingenting. Vad händer? Kommer jag explodera? Eller har jag redan gjort det? Känns som om mitt psyke har blivit drogat. Jag släpas med på vad som förväntas hända ...

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